Ultimate Anime Parody. 14

Sakura: Sasuke calm down!

Sasuke: FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!

*Sasuke kicks Naruto in the face*

Naruto: OW! SASUKE!!!

Vegeta: Aaaaaaaaand they’re off…

Kakashi: ITACHI STOP THAT NOW!!!!!!!

Itachi: Make me!!!!!

Kisame: YEAH!!!!! Go Itachi!

Dante: Ugh…people these days…

Cloud: You mean life these days…

Zack: Shut up emo boy

Cloud: I’M NOT FUCKING EMO!!!!!!

Future Trunks: Damn…none of us get along…

Vegeta: Shut up brat!

Trish: Men are such idiots…

Sakura: Yeah except Sasuke!

Lady: Uhh…right now I’d have to disagree with you…

*Sasuke charges a Chidori and aims it at Naruto*

Naruto: WAIT!!! ITACHI! SASUKE!! I’M SORRY!!!!!

*Itachi leans in*

Itachi: What was that?

Naruto: I-I’m sorry…

Itachi: Don’t you EVER insult the Uchiha EVER again!!! AM I UNDERSTOOD!?!

*Naruto quickly nods*

Itachi: Good…

*Itachi gets off and the Chidori in Sasuke’s hand disappears*

Ranus: Lucky bastard…

Reno: Yeah yo…

Vincent: Shut up Reno!

Hidan: Man…someone’s cranky…

Vegeta: No someone’s an asshole

Future Trunks: Who? You?

*Future Trunks and Future Gohan burst out laughing*

Vegeta: WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!!!

Itachi: That’s what she said

*Kisame rolls on the floor laughing*

Broly: KAKAROT!!!!!!!!

Credo: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Nero: SHUT UP FUCK FACE!!!

Sasori: Ugh…I’ve got a migraine…

Ranus: Oh shut up stop complaining

Tobi: SENPAI!!!!!

Deidara: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!!

TGL: ITACHI!!!!!

Itachi: Go away!

TGL: I WUV YOU ITACHI!!!!!!!!!

Vegeta: Shut up!

Zack: Damn you’re annoying!!!

Vegeta: Fuck you!

Ranus: Why are you such an ass?

Sasuke: He’s a prince what do you expect?

Vegeta: HOW DARE YOU!!!

*Itachi and Sasuke star laughing their asses off*

Vincent: It’s not that funny…

Itachi: Yes it is you just don’t have any sense of humor!

Dante: He has a point you know…

Vergil: Shut up you fool!!!

Trish: My god be nice for once!!!

Cloud: Yeah stop being a jerk!

Zack: Shut up emo boy…

Cloud: I’M NOT EMO!!!!!!!!!!

Zack: Whatever…

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

Sasori: Shut the fuck up Tobi!!

Goten: Man…

Reno: I know yo…everyone treats each other like shit yo…

Kisame: When will you shut up?

TGL: ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!

Itachi: FUCK OFF!!!!!

Sakura: Kakashi?

*Kakashi looks up from his book*

Kakashi: Yes Sakura?

Sakura: Why doesn’t Sasuke like me?

Kakashi: Uhhhhh…

Sasuke: BECAUSE YOU’RE ANNOYING AND A DESPERATE WHORE!!!!!!!

*Itachi bursts out laughing*

Ranus: Why doesn’t anyone love me?

Hidan: Maybe because you’re an asshole…

Nero: Shut up!

Zack: Ugh…

Broly: KAKAROT!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

Credo: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Areith: WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP!!!!!

Nero: He doesn’t know how…

Ranus: And its rather annoying…

Kisame: You’re annoying!

Ranus: Look whose talking fish face!!!

Pein: Will you shut the fuck up I’ve got a headache!!!!!

Itachi: Maybe…you should go lay down for a while…

Pein: Shut it Itachi! You are not the boss of me I am the boss of you!!!

Kisame: Man… no need to snap…

Ranus: Shut up!

Naruto: You shut up!!

Ranus: Stay out of this fox boy!!!

Piccolo: You are all acting like fools!!!

Hidan: Fuck off!

Tobi: SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!

Deidara: GET THE FUCKING HELL AWAY FROM ME TOBI!!!!!

*Tobi runs at Deidara to give him a hug and Itachi suddenly grabs him by the scruff as he runs past him to get to Deidara he grabs him and slams his head into the wall knocking him out*

Kisame: Nice!

Sparda: This is….SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dante: Fuck! Sometimes it’s hard to believe you are my father!!!

*Nero and Ranus burst out laughin*

Dante: SHUT UP!!!!

Trish: Calm down Dante before you hurt yourself…

Sasuke: Yeah you’ll break a blood vessel or something…

Broly: KAKAROT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

TGL: ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!